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I rent an apartment with a friend. At night I can sometimes hear her breathing heavily and masturbating. Not through the room, but the walls. For some reason sound travels easily through these walls. I noticed it when I lay in bed one night and leaned the side of my head to the wall making my ear sit right next to the wall. She is kind of shy and reserved. I of course have to masturbate as well when I hear her doing it since it's so incredibly hot. What I've been thinking about is kind of just walking in on her with a bulging boner asking her if she needs help. That or maybe just telling her how hot it is. I don't know... Not sure what the results are going to be though.

EDIT1: I have decided to walk in on her. If she does it tonight, which I am guessing she will, I will be walking in on her. I am not sure how exactly I am going to do it, but I think my entrance is going to be make or break important. I will update later tonight...

EDIT2: We are both in the apartment now. I am very nervous about tonight.

EDIT3: I had a hard time mustering the courage to do anything. I heard her masturbating and I started getting ready by masturbating as well. I quickly got excited enough to leave my room. I had it all planned out, but when I stood there in front of the door I could just not do anything for a while. I just froze thinking what the fuck am I doing. I could hear her clearly through the door and I could see through the tiny slit on the side that it was not locked. I stood there for what has to be the longest minute or so in my life. I could hear my heart beat as I was nervously tugging myself a little before reaching out to the door with my free hand. I followed your advice ladies about not barging in, but knocking. She quickly ran to the door and locked it. It happened so sudden it really threw me off. By then I was so nervous my heart was pounding and I wanted to say something that would not freak her completely out since she seemed really startled, but I was simply not able to. I would just have been able to stutter something so I decided to try to calm down. I was still tugging myself, but the shock was making me go flaccid. She suddenly asked "what do you want?" and I was just completely frozen again, but I knew I had to snap out of it and quick so I said "You.. I want you.. I've been hearing you all these nights and now it's unbearable..." and then there was total silence. I knew there was no going back. I kept thinking I had fucked up my life and probably hers as well. I could not believe what I had just done. I Kept thinking I had gone completely insane. I broke out in a cold sweat and started shivering. Then the door unlocked... It was a tremendous success.

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Bof, as fake as it gets, et old de 2 jours.

C'est un chef-d'oeuvre! Tu connais pas MNShyamalan, wtf.

c0ld!

Tranche de vie: alors que je browsais innocemment reddit, je suis tombé sur Akalam.

downb0at

Mais jsuis a 12 karma d'avoir 200 comment karma

Mais ouais t'es tombé sur quel submission/comment? Et c'est quoi ton account?

Ça: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/fniwt/dea_agents_mistakenly_raid_law_profs_house_prof/c1h99ed?context=3

C'tait juste random comme Dvote.

Et j'garde mon account secret

Je vois quand même pas mal de monde avec un tee-shirt de trollface qui dit Problem? à mon école maintenant.

^Errr...really?
lol xD so random b etc

C'est affligeant.

Y'a quelques années de ça, vous vous trouviez tous badass de connaître b.

DE VRAI E-THUG.

Ouais, quand c'était relativement underground.

C'est assez ridicule de qualifier ça de badass, c'était intéressant parce que à "contre-courant", proposant des idées choquantes et addressant des sujets tabous comme étant la norme. Évidemment c'était relativement peu connu, maintenant des corporations monétarisent les memes qui sont devenus exemples du nouveau cool chez morveux incapable de comprendre ne serait-ce qu'une référence à H2G2.

Oh et Mich, désolé pour le mail que tu m'as envoyé en août ( à propos de ton passage à mtl ), je l'ai jamais vu =/

Hahahahah! Au moins j'ai une réponse maintenant. =D

Ça m'apprendra à avoir 6 addresses mail aussi..

Je vais peut-être bien me reprendre cet été remarque, je compte retourner au Nicaragua en juin alors bon..

Ah ça serait cool, on ira prendre une bière!

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3. C'est assez ridicule de qualifier ça de badass, c'était intéressant parce que à "contre-courant", proposant des idées choquantes et addressant des sujets tabous comme étant la norme. Évidemment c'était relativement peu connu, maintenant des corporations monétarisent les memes qui sont devenus exemples du nouveau cool chez morveux incapable de comprendre ne serait-ce qu'une référence à H2G2.

42 XD