You: i love chocolate
Stranger: egg
You: pwned
Stranger: fatgirl
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Rofl, quel étrange énergumène :o

You: salut ça va ?
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Stranger: hey
You: Salut ça va ? J'aime les pates.
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You: Je mange une cuisse de poulet.
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You: "Hello I am Michael Jackson
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You: just beat it
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Stranger: jerry
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You: tu m'a eu salow
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Stranger: cisla
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: sachetdecrouton
Stranger: =D
You:
Stranger: so !
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You: bye!

dedicasse à sachetdecrouton

Kawabungaa -> Mdr

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You: f
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Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: oh! you're cute.

(Enlevez l'étoile si vous n'avez pas peur Je m'en fout de ce pseudo)

Noraj de ma traduction

Stranger: hey
You: Hello with you young unknown.
You know, I find this Internet site strongly instructive and ludic, it is really interesting to be able to discuss with society people entirety and all that, anonymously.
I love you my impetuous horse!
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Quelqu'un m'explique leur trip avec les "egg"?

You: Salut, t'aimes le poulay ?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: french fag

Putain...

Comment j'ai explosé de rire!

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Regardez le lien que j'ai posté qui est censé être ma photo.

WTF ?

Stranger: do nothing. sleeping sloth. masturbate, too. girl would be nice
You: Hello with you young unknown.
You know, I find this Internet site strongly instructive and ludic, it is really interesting to be able to discuss with society people entirety and all that, anonymously.
I love you my impetuous horse!
Stranger: ATO for the United States - is just one of many military alliances, which they are linked throughout the world. and the fact that it becomes almost purely political structure suggests that the cold war is over, and NATO has become a means of including in the Western world.
Here's missile defense system in Poland - it's dangerous. and NATO as voennoy European Union to protect themselves izzhil final.
NATO was created for the control of Germany by installing the world's 2 mix. Now, as we have seen, there is active development of the Bundeswehr. The Germans transferred him to the field tactics of war, the tactics of war and anti-terrorism.
fact that Russia is opposed to the inclusion of Ukraine and Georgia into NATO - is not the fear of military threat and the fear of losing influence in the former Soviet Union. domino effect - uydesh from Ukraine, asked to withdraw from Georgia and vyshvyrnut from Central Asia. the next war will be a local conflict in imeeno sredneazatskoy republic.
China has no allies. He samoizoliruetsya active in world politics today, and with India in the PRC, there are some differences. China podminaet under the SEA itself, becoming a regional power, and if the United States would go in Japan (in the military-political sense) is podomnet China and Japan, which by the way, and their forces Voosruzhennyh then and there.
P.S. podomnet not in the sense of gain, and will greatly influence its foreign policy. so I've heard in Japan adopted a law on the construction of its own AC
You: WELL WELL WELL MR ROBINSON
You: I ever wanted to violate a chicken

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Stranger: MARTA TÁS AI MARTA?
Stranger: TÁS TÁS TÁS TÁS AI MARTA?
Stranger: DIZ-ME MARTA
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You: You are a ass hole
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You: You are a ass hole
You: You are a ass hole
You: Creve ;D
Stranger: yes you are marta
Stranger: :D
Stranger: you're always so nice to me!!
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Bon allez j'vais me coucher, bon omeglage

You: hi
Stranger: salut ca va`?
You: Ouais
You: tranquille et toi?
Stranger: a l'aise a l'aise
Stranger: quoi de neuf
You: bah rien, et toi?
Stranger: en passant Jerry à hi
You: ah ok
You: un noeliste
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Stranger: French ?
Stranger: clara morgan ?
Stranger: jony halliday ?
Stranger: clisla ?
You: XD
Stranger: cisla *
Stranger: ?
You: omg
You: omg

Ptdr cisla est aussi connu que clara morgane et johnny hallidy PTDR

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You: oui pourquoi ça te pose un problème ? :p
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You: tant mieux =)
You: tu racontes quoi de beau ?
Stranger: stop your jibber jabber and speak english
You: nan toi parles français :p
Stranger: YOU CAN CLEARLY UNDERSTAND ME
You: NON
Stranger: OUI
Stranger: OUI
Stranger: OUI
You: si tu préfères je parle allemand
You: Ich moge Deutschland
Stranger: YOUR LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE A DRUNK RAT SPITTING
Stranger: STOP THIS MULTILINGUAL LOVEFEST
You: JE SAIS LIRE TROU DE PINE
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Stranger: ...
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You: et toi ?
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You: tu aimes les vieilles avec un plug ?
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Stranger: youre funny
You: \o/
You: enfin on se comprend
You: tu veux que je parles anglais en fait ?
You: si j'ai bien compris
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You: Deepthroat
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You: 4chan \o/
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Stranger: *you're
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You: it depends
You: actually i'm nude \o/
You: because it's hot in france
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Stranger: you mean
Stranger: in your basement
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You: you're england or american ?
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Stranger: you?
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You: I say it at the beginning
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