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You: wesh poyo
Stranger: hi again
Stranger: my popo
You: poto
Stranger: mr po po lolol
Stranger: im gohan
Stranger: you?
Stranger: ko hes gay
You: ta mère elle ****?
Stranger: oui jadore le mere sale possion
You: tu fais pitié tu sais pas parler français
You: you really sucks in french
Stranger: tre bien
Stranger: i know i dont study it though...
You: i dont study english
Stranger: well thats good for you
Stranger: french is a terrible language
You: ouais tavu poto mdrrr
You: le français ça déchire cous1
You: tu parles une autre langue?
Stranger: jij bent een schapen neuker
You: ik spreek ook nerderlands
You: moron
Stranger: OH FUCK YOU

Comment j'lai powned

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Stranger: is it your birthday?
You: no sorry!
Stranger: fuck you
You: why?
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You: OUGA BOUGA
Stranger: ...?
You: YA BON KAWA
Stranger: No wai.
You: BIEN BWANA
Stranger: :]
You: AGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG
You:
You: AYE FROME TOGO
Stranger: Noel?
You: DISE ISE MAY NIOU ORDI

Jerry

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi 27 male here
You: 26/ US / S
Stranger: s?
You: Shemale
Stranger: i see
Stranger: well whats ur name
You: Clara morgane
Stranger: okay
You: Tape "clara morgane" sur google
You: C'est moi
Stranger: so what is your real name?
You: Emmanuelle
Stranger: okay funny homo
Stranger: fuck yourself
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You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Bien ta grotte préhistorique ?
Stranger: ?
You: Ta grotte.
You: T'as bien une grotte nan ?
Stranger: ?
You: Une très grande même à ce qu'on m'a dit.
Stranger: where are tou from?
You: Lichtenstein
You: Oopas
Stranger: umm
You:
You: Alors, elle est comment ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i don;t know.
You: how is your cave?
You: your prehistoric cave
Stranger: ah
Stranger:
I can't understand what you said
You: it's damage
You: =]
You: Et sinon, aimes tu ton bide ?
You: http://www.noelshack.com/uploads/16062009/oursjosephjpg000044.jpg
Stranger: sorry
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You: HELLO
Stranger: Hi
You: I FRAUME TOGO
Stranger: Where are u
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Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: fine
You: and you?
Stranger: me to
You: good stranger
Stranger: boy 16 belgium now you know a bit more
Stranger: :p
Stranger: you
You: belgique alors tu parles français?
Stranger: un peux pas beaucoup
Stranger: tu es de france?
You: Oui
Stranger: ou
Stranger: precismen
Stranger: t
You: Bordeaux noraj
Stranger: :p
Stranger: quel age a tus ?
You: 15
Stranger: et
Stranger: es tu fille ou garcon?
You: garçon désolé pedobear !
Stranger:

Ces belges!

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You: OUGA BOUGA NAGAZAKI KOJIMA YOUKA
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You: ELO
Stranger: hi
You: WAYRE YOU FROME?
Stranger: japan
Stranger: u?
You: TOGO
Stranger: togo?
You: YAISSE
You: MY NAME IZE
You: TIMOTHE N GOLO
You: ANDE YOU?
Stranger: umm.........
Stranger: fuck africa

OMD

Jerry à Joejojochabada

Je suis devin !

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You: oh i see
You: you'r racist huh?
Stranger: yeah
You: fucking racist
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1. You: mord moiiiii

Stranger: moi
You: frappppe moi
Stranger: i cant understand
Stranger: where are you from?
You: du latex et du cuir ouiii
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sm ^^

You: 15_18 rules !
Stranger: hell
Stranger: hello*
Stranger: Ok
You:
Stranger: What does it mean ?
Stranger: Noel ?
You: It means that a french forum, named the "15-18" rules
You: And noel is our god, that's all (Yes, we're crazy)
Stranger: Ouaip, et pas qu'un peu.
Stranger: Premier noeliste que je croise.
You: Ah ok xD
You: Pareil en fait
You: Pseudo ?
Stranger: T'as même pas essayé de me owned.
Stranger: Pseudo... Euh... [-Latios-] dirons-nous ?
Stranger: Un parmi tant d'autres, mais bon... Celui que j'utilise sur le 15-18
Stranger: You ?
You: Orkaïs, le seul utilisé sur le 15-18
Stranger: Alors, comment défends-tu notre image sur omegle ?
You: J'fais chier les gens
You: Du monde me prend pour une tarée, c'est sympa
You: & toi ?
Stranger: Boarf, je tombe souvent sur des "asl?", alors j'entame une p'tite convers' en français.
You: 'key
Stranger: Et sur ce, je m'en vais continuer.
You: de même
You: On poste la convers ?
Stranger: Bon ownage.
Stranger: S'tu veux.
You: ok, j'le fais
You: Bonne chance, que la force soit avec toi ( )

Stranger: howdy
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: GO AWAY WITH YOUR E-SEX
You: wtf are u searching it here
Stranger: wtf = what the fuck
You: why the fuck
Stranger: not why the fuck
Stranger: not where the fuck
Stranger: not who the fuck
Stranger: k
You: who cares
Stranger: I do
You: i see
Stranger: suck an egg.

Quelqu'un a le lien avec les vieux qui se touchent pour owned ceux qui insultent la France

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You: salut
Stranger: hello
Stranger: french ?
You: yes
Stranger: i love france what your name ?
You: ThOmas
You: and you?.
Stranger: Lucia
You: you're a girl ^^
You: where do you live?
Stranger: non je suis un mec désolé
You: mdr'
Stranger: owned
You: francais? =P
Stranger: JVC ?
You: oué!
You: 15_18
Stranger: oué
Stranger: lol
You: =P
You: t quii?
Stranger: pseudo ? sur 15-18 ?
You: x)
Stranger: Schizo
You: superwidu57
Stranger: a tu viens la pour la rencontre ou te foutre de leur gueule ?
You: les 2
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwscofhowec =P

Ilk ne ma pas Owned x)

Ouaip Orkais.

Chaud les préjujés non?
J'aime bien celui la jme suis gavé

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You: hi
Stranger: from
You: france
You: u?
Stranger: Taiwan
You: realy?
Stranger: yeah
You: i thought there is no internet connection there ...
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héhé

Marrant ce site

You: demande de ban
Stranger: i will
You: SURVIVE
Stranger: damn frenchies
You: IAM NOTE FRENCHY
Stranger: SURVIVE?
You: IAM FROM TOGO
Stranger: SWINE FLU?
You: YAISSE
Stranger: TOGO?
You: YAISSE
You: AFWIKA
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW ADEBAYOR?
You: YAISSE!!!!!!
Stranger: PERSONALLY I MEAN?
You: DISSE IS MAYE CITI
You: MY NAME IS THIMOTEE NGOLO
Stranger: HE COMES FROM YOUR CITY?
You: AND IOU?
Stranger: HAVE YOU MET ADEBAYOR?
Stranger: I AM FROM MEXICO
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: GWIPPE POWCINNE
Stranger: ITS NOWHERE NEAR TOGO
You: AUWEVOIWB WANA
Stranger: DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL?
You: YAISSE
Stranger: WHICH POSITION?
You: GOAL
Stranger: ARE YOU GOOD?
You: I PLAY WISSE CANATE OF COCA
Stranger: REALLY?
Stranger: ARE YOU FIRST TEAM?
You: YAISSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You:
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EE
Stranger: OR RESERVES?
You: IA LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: HOW MANY CLEAN SHEETS HAVE YOU KEPT?
You: 222222222222222222222222222
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO MAN
Stranger: THATS A LOT
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER HIT YOUR HEAD ON THE GOAL POST?
You: CAN I FUCK IOU?
You: YESSSSSSSSS
You: I LOVE IT
Stranger: YES
Stranger: WEAR YOUR GOAL KEEPER GLOVES
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ON THE GOAL POST?
You: I FUCK ZE ATAKANTE WISSE MY BIGUE DIQUE
You: 564
Stranger: IT SEEMS PERHAPS IT HAS HAPPENED TOO MANY TIMES
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: WHAT IS ATAKANTE?
You: ATAKAN
Stranger: IS THAT A BODY PART?
You: NOO
You: ZE PLAYER WHO WANTE TO MAKE ZE BAL IN MY GOAL
You: I FUCKE IM
Stranger: YOU FUCKED HIM?
You: WISSE MY BIGUE DICKE
Stranger: IS THAT LEGAL?
You: YES
You: IN TOGO
Stranger: DID YOU GET BOOKED?
You: YESS
You: IN MY SS HOLE
You: ASS
Stranger: THE REFEREE SHOVED A YELLOW CARD UP YOUR ASS HOLE?
Stranger: FOR FUCKING THE STRIKER?
Stranger: WITH YOUR BIGUE DICK?
You: YAISSE
You: AND I SUCKE MY BIGUE DICKE
You: I GO FICKE MY WIPHE
Stranger: YOU SUCKED YOUR OWN BIG DICK?
You: GOUDE BAYE
You: YES
Stranger: GOUDE BAYE
Stranger: IT WAS A PLEASURE
You: YESSSSSS
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