"Does everybody know? When you eat stuff like Spaghetti al Nero di Seppie (Squid ink Spaghetti), your poop turns black. Real black. Then how's this. If you eat rainbow spaghetti I wonder if your poop would become rainbow poop. I wonder. I wonder if nobody gives a damn about this shit."

- Eiichiro Oda

http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Author's_Notes

il est fou ce mec

Japanese restaurants that I usually go to with the staff have lots of families with kids as customers, and it's always lively. For each seat, a television set is attached. When we go there on a Wednesday at 7 o'clock, the kids have their mouths wide open like retards and stare at the television set, stuck like glue. The channel is set on 「ONE PIECE」. I think I should do my best.

Come to think of it, when I went visited my family recently, my parents stated their thoughts on ONE PIECE for the first time.「That story 'bout the deer was real nice」........DEER?

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ça va on te dérange pas ?

I became 30 last year. I even married last year. There are days where I become a bit worried if there are any ways for me to live more properly then, as always, doing nothing but drawing cartoons, but I am healthy and well. Volume 36 will begin.

oula il va bientot arreter alors

Humans seem to be strong but are actually weak creatures. There is this fact that if there are only 5 cms of water in a puddle, it is possible for a human to drown in it. In other words, only being able to breath from nose and mouth is not too good. And so let us learn the third way of breathing, everybody. The third way, ASS BREATHING. And so, volume 37 begi*fart*

When you buy stuff like singles CDs, around the 3rd song or so there's a singing-less song you can find that's written "Instoormentar". Mothers who forget to buy the ingredients of the miso soup they were going too make for the dinner of their families could say this. "Today's miso soup is Instoormentar". During a test, if you can't think of an answer then everyone should write next to the blank space. "It's Instoormentar". I frequently get pointed out by my readers that I forgot to draw something, but that is obviously also "Instoomentar".

(Translator's note: The first Instoormentar (written インストゥルメンタル for all of them）refers to "Instrumental". The second is probably some pun on INSTRUmental and instant. The third has something to do with instruMENTAL but I am not sure how that works out. The last use of Instoormental is probably just random.)

Le traducteur a pas compris la blague...

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merci oda

lighthalzen?

oui je suis une brave bête

ferme ta gueule

keikaku doori

so desu ka naru hodo

now i've lost it
i know i can kill

svp jai une boule dans ma couille gauche svp que dois je faire

pas de harakiri kawaii svp

On t'aide à devenir un bon cadavre si t'es mauvais payeur

coupe la toivo

Nan je peux la couper c'est ma couille gauche toujours là quand les balles pleuvent (seuls les vrais savent)

Non le médecin il va etre pd je peux pas beurk

On t'aide à devenir un bon cadavre si t'es mauvais payeur

masse la peut etre qu'elle va partir toute seule